PROFITS 2167 PC (Early Access)

Developer: Simple Software Solutions

Publisher: Marevo Collective, Palaye

Release Date: 2026

August 21, 2026

PROFITS 2167: Planetary Resource Optimization & Freight Infrastructure Technician Simulator lets you Deliver Minerals.

PROFITS 2167 PC (Early Access)

Earn Tokens. Meet Deadlines. Upgrade your Infrastructure. Grow the Numbers. Deploy Human Resources. Manipulate the Token Market. Automate the Network with Delivery Drones. Enjoy the Grind. Enjoy the Future. Enjoy the PROFITS. Planetary Resource Optimization & Freight Infrastructure Technician Simulator 2167 is a short, high-pressure arcade train-driving game with tower defense and incremental elements. PROFITS 2167 will throw you into an increasingly demanding gameplay loop of manual train driving, resource management and constant decision-making, all set to a relentless techno soundtrack.

It’s pretty short (around 4 hours to beat) but satisfying. It’s inspired by the modern tech job market, shady startups, and the way people talk on LinkedIn. In the year 2167, there’s not a lot of jobs left on Earth and elsewhere – most services are now provided by Labor Liquidation Machines. But in the darkest depths of outer space asteroids and moons, where the wi-fi signal is shit, and most of the resources required for LLMs and other electronics are mined in PROFITS 2167, human labour thrives. After decades of automated job search during your hibernation, you are now introduced to the role of a Planetary Resource Optimization & Freight Infrastructure Technician.

Congrats! Imagine Overcooked, Factorio and a train simulator all arguing over who gets to stress you out the most. You drive a train through a network of underground mining tunnels, manually hauling unprocessed minerals between stations and hubs while trying to keep an increasingly unstable logistics network alive. You deliver resources, defend your mining infrastructure, and chase ever-growing quotas under the relentless pressure of impossible deadlines and hostile fauna. You load, deliver, and unload. Pull levers. Keep the train systems from overheating. Try not to miss a junction. Upgrade your train and infrastructure.

Protect your stations from the local alien wildlife and keep deliveries flowing… until everything inevitably starts falling apart. Then the shift ends, you count your profits and losses, invest in new upgrades, and head back underground for another round. As you play PROFITS 2167, you grow from a Junior to a Senior Planetary Resource Optimization & Freight Infrastructure Technician. The job gradually becomes less about manually hauling minerals and more about building a resilient logistics network. You deploy Human Resource Units, ammunition, and drones to defend, repair, and automate your infrastructure.

PROFITS 2167 PC (Early Access)

Features of PROFITS 2167:

4D Gameplay: Deliver, Defend, Develop and Delegate
From that moment on, there were no citizens left on Earth – the Corporative Souvereignty has divided humanity into Assets, Stakeholders, and Executives.
By the year 2100, without regulatory control and driven by the Pure Profit Prophecy, LLM systems (Labor Liquidation Machines) had taken over most human jobs. The growing population was repurposed: billions were placed into managed stasis, sustained, and integrated into distributed computation networks as Human Resources.
After decades of automated job search, conducted while you slept in a corporate ark-datacenter silently drifting through the void of space, you are awakened by a system notification. You were granted the honour of a Job Offer for a Planetary Resource Optimization & Freight Infrastructure Technician position as a part of Profiterra Sovereign Group.
Most train games are chill and cozy. Most incremental games are casual clickers. PROFITS 2167 is neither. You’re constantly making tiny decisions on the go: what next station you drive to, should you deliver the minerals or make a turn to protect another station, should you spend time repairing it or bring more defences, invest in the train, automate another route, or forget all about that and just squeeze in one more delivery before the next quota timer expires?