Squirrel Stapler is an Action, Shooter, and Horror game for PC published by David Szymanski in 2023. Hunt squirrels, staple them to a corpse.
Squirrel Stapler PC Game 2023 review:
Originally developed as a component of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a horror-themed hunting simulation game that cleverly parodies low-budget educational games, employing dark humor and unsettling absurd horror elements.
In this game, a solitary individual residing in an isolated cabin awakens one day to discover that his cherished companion—a dismembered corpse affixed to the cabin wall—has become unsightly and putrid due to the swarm of flies surrounding her. Longing for her to possess the beauty of the woodland squirrels, he embarks on a quest to hunt these squirrels and affix them to her body using a stapler, aiming to restore her former beauty.
However, this endeavor proves to be challenging. A malevolent presence looms within the deep forest, imposing a single rule: “You shall not staple squirrels!” IN SQUIRREL STAPLER, YOU CAN… Engage in squirrel hunting activities! Employ stealth, concealment in bushes, low positioning, and carefully choose the opportune moment to shoot!
Attract larger squirrels by utilizing a squirrel call! Remain cautious of larger creatures and vengeful spirits! You are not the sole dominant predator in the forest! Explore a vast nonlinear map filled with educational squirrel-related information and more! Encounter a divine entity!
Pros of Squirrel Stapler:
- Unique Horror Hunting: Squirrel Stapler offers a distinct horror hunting experience with stealth and strategic shooting.
- Satirical Parody: The game satirizes low-budget edutainment games through dark humor and absurd horror elements.
- Challenging Obstacles: Navigate the forest while avoiding larger creatures and vengeful ghosts.
- Nonlinear Exploration: Freely explore a large map with educational squirrel facts and more.
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Basic System Requirements:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: SSE2 instruction set support.
- Graphics: Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities.
- DirectX: Version 10
- Sound Card: N/A
