Sacre Bleu is an Action, Adventure, Platformer game for PC published by Noodlecake in 2025. Get out of la Bastille using your weapons.
Sacre Bleu PC Game 2025 Overview:
A fast-paced, bullet-time action-platformer with speedrunning and revolutionary flair.
(v1.0.14 Update added)
Hack n’ slash your way out of la Bastille, blasting yourself through the air in graceful bullet-time aerial battles on a quest to save all of France! Mon dieu! Some rascal has thrown you, the captain of the Musketeers, into prison – on false charges, no less! Time to grab your blunderbuss and blast your way to freedom in Sacre Bleu.
Use your blunderbuss to launch yourself from platform to platform, taking down enemies in graceful bullet-time aerial battles! Hone your skills and unlock even tougher encounters! Get graded on combat encounters to reduce your overall time. Better grades mean faster times. How fast can you go? The French aristocracy have morphed into an army of bile-spewing zombies. Take down gigantic bosses and uncover a plot against France herself!
Storm your way through the sprawling Bastille prison complex, gathering parts to build yourself an airship. Discover secrets in shadowy corners and unlock new content. Want to turn a room into a hell of ricocheting-death-balls? Stack 2-3 modifiers on top of each other and see how it changes the game. For Streamers, all the modifiers are triggerable from the twitch-chat. Your audience can choose to help you….or spectacularly hinder you!
Features of Sacre Bleu:
- Monstrous zombie bossfights!
- Fluency in French not required, just revolutionary spirit!
- Test your blade and unlock tougher challenges!
- Speedrunning encouraged but bot required, just don’t fall on your sword!
- A sprawling map full of secrets!
- Thrilling hack’n’slash and bullet-time combat!
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Minimum System Requirements:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Win 10
- Processor: Intel Core I3 7300 / AMD FX-6300
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce GTX 780 / AMD Radeon RX 480
