Noobs Are Coming Free Download (Early Access)

Pick your Final Boss character, equip boss patterns and combine tons of attacks to create unique builds. Play solo or in co-op! Arena roguelike inspired by Brotato and The Binding of Isaac where you are the Final Boss Pick your Dungeon Boss from a huge, unique roster. Quick and Addictive Runs (<30 minutes). Craft your build from a wide variety of creative and innovative mechanics in Noobs Are Coming:

Equip boss attack patterns, summon minions, swing physics-based chain spikeballs, and kick wrecking balls (and play soccer with your minions or co-op partners!). Wield guns, grow plant minions with a watering can, transform enemies into sheep or golden statues (or both?), mine ore, deploy turrets. Wild Theorycrafting & Emergent Gameplay: Discover unique synergies.

Break the Game: Push your Amount or Size stats to absurd levels and watch the screen explode in chaos! Use the Cheater Item to stack unique items multiple times. Play as a Giant Worm Boss, Spider Queen, Seductive Succubus and more. Wave-Based Carnage: Survive increasingly intense raids of Noobs (+Endless Mode). Level Up and Shop: Collect souls to level up and buy powerful upgrades. Unlock tons of content and challenges. Cute and Badass artstyle, Banger OST.